- wearing white to a wedding
- wearing christmas socks with high-waders
- miley cyrus
- ridiculously obvious plastic pearls
- birkenstocks
- elevator music
- guys who always have to be playing the guitar to impress girls
- too much mascara... Esma anyone??
- just wearing leggings
- guys who unbutton their shirts anymore then two buttons
- wearing a cape any other day besides Halloween
- nylons that are significantly darker then a person's complexion
- texting on a date
- asking a girl out via text message
- having more then ten items in the express line
- twilight paraphernalia
- girls who refuse to wear a bigger size pants when they absolutely should. love handles or...
- wranglers
- trashy spanish stickers in the rear view windows of soupped up hondas
- relationship status on facebook unless married
- nasty long nails
- scrunchies
- tramp stamps
- carnations
- wearing more then one animal print at a time, especially with fish nets
- women in their forties who dress like their daughters who are in their twenties
-shout out to rozie pymm
XOXO
hey someone asked me out via text today and i just came back from lunch and said to my co-worker, "some guy just asked me out through text messages. who does that? tacky." same same!
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Plastic Surgery
Message Tees on people over 16
Figure skaters (Burke's)
Fashion from the 80's being passed off as new
People who brag by complaining (I get sooo tired of having so many clothes to choose from! or what do I do if all three of them ask me out for Friday night?)
The one-upper
Socialism
Your fish thing on the sidebar(Sorry. . .I'm just sayin')
Wretched faded stuffed animals (especially Garfield) in the back window of cars.
Actually, anything decorative in the back window of cars
Nasty sidebar advertisements of people in varying degrees of fatness
I'm sure I'll think of more. Probably tonight while I'm trying to get to sleep. Thanks a heap!
MMMMMMMM.......you should really have some of this pita and hummus!
Birkenstocks and wranglers?? Oh no you didn't.
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