One of the words I hate most in the world is the word "loaf." This word officially makes everything sound worse. Think about it... breadloaf, meatlaof, turkeyloaf, stroganoffloaf (courtesy of my brother-in-law and sister, Burke and Riv). All in all, it is a horrible word. However, after a tear-swelling, side-hurting, laughter-filled conversation with Riv, I have now decided to use loaf in everyday conversation.
Examples:
- "Does it smell a little loafy in here?"
- "I don't like him, he reminds me too much of loaf"
- "Where in the loaf did I put that?!"
- "I just loafed"
- "She was loafing around in there"
It is taking all of my strength to hold back the laughter even as I am writing this! So in conclusion, look out world because a new word is going to start infiltrating your everyday vocabulary and you are going to love it!
XOXO
